Once, I argued with a butterfly~
You go in such a zig-zag way,
That I cannot reason why,
A straight line is the better way,
You foolish butterfly…
Next, I ridiculed the swallow,
For making such a mess,
Your home’s not ecological,
It’s such a sloppy nest,
So gross, you stupid swallow…
Why don’t the beavers know,
They’re ruining all our wood?
And tell all the farting cows,
That really is no good.
Why am I the only one,
Who knows just what is right?
Why is everyone else so dumb,
When only I’m so bright?
Alas, I picked a noble fight,
With all the numb-skull planet,
So everyone could see the light,
That I’m who should command it.
From safe within my certainties,
I corrected everyone’s errors,
I uttered forth my good decrees,
For I was the good truth-bearer,
And I brought them to their knees.
Enlightener of this wayward place,
All creatures must be glad for me,
Dispensing forth my human grace,
I made the whole world clearly see~
Humility is lost on the human race.