High Jinks

Satan is that guy who pisses in the punchbowl when nobody’s watching.

God created the heavens and the earth, and it was very good.

Then Satan squatted and took a dump on it.

The earth is an Eden of heavenly beauty,

Which rivers of urine run through it.

Man ran naked from the God of goodness,

Then jumped into a bed of deception,

Wrapping himself in diabolical sheets to cover his shame.

Then his new lover brought him tasty morsels:

Feces, death and decay, which man forever imbibes,

Slips in, falls, and rolls in like a dog.

Covering himself with its stench,

Loving himself as he does it.

Satan is that guy who cajoles his buddies to piss in the punchbowl.

Partying and having a wild time in this wonderful world.

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