Satan is that guy who pisses in the punchbowl when nobody’s watching.
God created the heavens and the earth, and it was very good.
Then Satan squatted and took a dump on it.
The earth is an Eden of heavenly beauty,
Which rivers of urine run through it.
Man ran naked from the God of goodness,
Then jumped into a bed of deception,
Wrapping himself in diabolical sheets to cover his shame.
Then his new lover brought him tasty morsels:
Feces, death and decay, which man forever imbibes,
Slips in, falls, and rolls in like a dog.
Covering himself with its stench,
Loving himself as he does it.
Satan is that guy who cajoles his buddies to piss in the punchbowl.
Partying and having a wild time in this wonderful world.
