This guy named Spillane is uncouth,
though he claims to be telling the truth,
he writes lots of words
haven’t you heard
few of which offer up sooth.
Then there’s this other guy also Spillane,
who’s generally always to blame,
he thinks he’s so funny
but he can be a dummy
that’s what his wife sometimes claims.
Lastly, a guy named Spillane lives in town,
you’ve probably seen him around,
he could be a sage
but he’s prob’ly a knave
and most certainly simply a clown.